Browsing All Posts published on »May, 2012«

The Storm After The Calm

May 31, 2012 by

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After a competitive and good spirited game on and off the field, it saddened me the way the game has been portrayed on the other clubs website. Anyone in the game would call it competitive and containing good banter from both sides. As Ross stated there was nothing but good feeling between myself and him […]

Gok Dixon

May 29, 2012 by

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Style icon Lee ‘Gok Wan’ Dixon has been spotted today, by his boss Mr Vernon, wearing a pair a colourful trousers with elasticated bottoms. Lee, 42, claims he is wearing the trousers due to his ongoing bladder issue, however rumour has it, he has raided Griff’s wardrobe. Opinions people. Style Icon, or Gok Wan (ker).

Taxi Accident

May 28, 2012 by

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A statement coming out of the first team this evening suggests that several players in the side hijacked victorious captain and star player Andy Pemberton and Eddie Roberts’ taxi from outside the club in the early hours of Sunday morning. Players from at least 3 countries are now under investigation and another player has been […]

Tomo and Robbo match fixing!

May 28, 2012 by

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Oliver Thompson and Michael Robinson are being investigated in a match fixing scam by Ladbrokes in Chester. After previous dodgy run outs and near misses, Robbo and Tomo were spotted on Saturday morning placing a £2.50ew bet that Seamus would be run out against Oxton. Robbo completed the task himself this week, with a mix […]

Weekend Focus

May 25, 2012 by

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  The day is Friday, the sun is out, the beer garden is calling and George Michael is playing on the radio. Does life get better? I’m sat here in work pondering what tomorrow will bring. Will Griff be able to poach anymore Oxton players? Will most of Oxton 1st XI stop being bitter about […]

Chairman Loving the Summer Denim

May 25, 2012 by

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Chester Chairman Graham Vernon has been following David and Victoria Beckham and sporting matching Denim shirts with his missus Buffy. Verno who has been known to sport a assortment of polo shirt and chord combos is thought to be setting the club trend for the summer. Here is his ideas for the clubs new 20/20 […]

Oxton refuse to name a squad for programme

May 25, 2012 by

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With tensions high, the secret nature of the team we already know, has caused the programme maker at Chester to put every player in the Oxton first two teams on the sheet. As this programme is mainly for the retired men at the far end of the ground it seems that they maybe flying Chris […]