Colonel Missing

Posted on May 23, 2012 by


News hit Chester this morning that Phil ‘The Colonel’ Thomas will not be playing this weekend. Phil, 31, pictured here as his Wednesday night alter ego Phyllis, has released a statement saying he will be at Trent Bridge watching the Test Match on Saturday, but ChesterLive has been given other information from a trusted source. Apparently, Phil will be borrwing John Legry’s van and driving to France on a booze run, to stock the Chester cellar up with Chablis, biere des flandres and frog flavoured crisps (2 for £1), ready for this summer. Lets hope he does not bring back any Eastern European asylum seekers, and if he does, lets hope they are a handy all-rounder.

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