Colonel Missing

Posted on May 23, 2012 by

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News hit Chester this morning that Phil ‘The Colonel’ Thomas will not be playing this weekend. Phil, 31, pictured here as his Wednesday night alter ego Phyllis, has released a statement saying he will be at Trent Bridge watching the Test Match on Saturday, but ChesterLive has been given other information from a trusted source. Apparently, Phil will be borrwing John Legry’s van and driving to France on a booze run, to stock the Chester cellar up with Chablis, biere des flandres and frog flavoured crisps (2 for £1), ready for this summer. Lets hope he does not bring back any Eastern European asylum seekers, and if he does, lets hope they are a handy all-rounder.

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