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Under 11s view on Over 40s

July 17, 2013 by

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During a recently team meeting, the U11s decided that the o40s team was in need of a complete overhaul and have all signed contracts to play in the 2042 o40s competition. They had also noted that the o40s sit well bottom of their league, despite playing 1XI skipper Steve Ogilby, ex 1st teamer’s Steve Wundke, […]

o40’s overseas pro in training

February 28, 2013 by

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After being cleared of match fixing, the o40’s overseas pro, Dalat ‘Waz’ Gulzar, is back in training for the new season. He has been hard hit in recent months, and even resorted to appearing on The Weakest Link. Skipper Chris Fleet is excited about the return of his left arm fast bowler, and hard hitting […]

O40s laying games

August 1, 2012 by

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After the recent scandal at the Olympics regarding game throwing in the badminton competition, Cheshire Cricket Committee have revealed there will be  a full investigation into Chester 040s recent results. Rumours of game throwing have been rife, and Captain Fleet will be investigated for the 2 main following reasons – – allowing Snippy to bowl – asking Jamie Wood to bat higher than […]

Over 40s Pro

May 24, 2012 by

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  The misbehaving, under performing, Wasim Akram look-a-likey over 40s pro, Waz, has been summoned to a disciplinary committee after crying off last nights game through the means of a text message. After a telephone call in the afternoon, he informed the skipper that he had been taking beechams powders and should be ready for the next week pending a drugs […]

Saucy Secretary

May 24, 2012 by

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During the o 40’s game yesterday evening, the club secretary went off to ‘grab a swater’ from home after his fine innings of 30. 6 minutes later, Leggers  returned and seemed rather flustered. Good work Leggers.

Over 40’s Overseas on plane home

May 18, 2012 by

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After the success of 1st XI overseas Kumar Sarna, club captain Chris Fleet decided to sign a look-a-like Wasim Akram to bolster the over 40s bowling attack. Waz arrived at Warrington CC for his debut, along with a staple diet of a lucozade and snickers bar for dinner. Bowling figures of 3 overs, 0-18 were […]